the war

Pook: "I got him! He's dead!"

Me: "Guys, I wish you wouldn't play games where you hurt people."

Bug: "We're white blood cells and it's a red blood cell. We put all the rulers and pencils and bookmarks all over and they're germs and the exercise balls we use as white blood cells and we battle the germs and there was so much huge germs and the whole den was the heart and the germs got inside the heart so the person almost died. And we saved him. We won the war!"

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