# I need a whatchamacallit for school.
* Go look in the cupboard.
[20 second look through cupboard by child]
# We don't have any. (said with a whine, implying blame that Mom has not supplied him with any whatchamacallits)
[30 second look through cupboard by Mom]
* Here are a pile of whatchamacallits for you.
# glare (honestly- he was that annoyed that I'd found them)
[half hour later when child has used the whatchamacallits and is otherwise occupied]
* Please put away the things in the cupboard.
# But I didn't get them out!
Selling him. Definitely selling him.