Friday, August 2, 2013

cereal pantry

This is an interpretation of the cereal aisle, or in some cases how the cereal aisle should be, according to Pook and Bug. 

  • Unspecial K       ("Breakfast for the rest of us!")
  • Hi-Caffeinated Fructose Flakes
  • Corn-syrup Krispies
  • Sugarless Grain Puffs
  • Count Drabula
  • Soggy Lumps O'Fiber
  • Crazy Carbohydrate Calorie Crunchies
  • Captain Mush
  •  Hi-fiber Flax Flakes
  • Sugar Frosted Chocolate Bombs
  • Cardboard Clusters
  • Floppy Flakes
  • Carbonated Sugar Pops
  • Sauseating Nutty Nougats
  • Bland Bombs
  • Mustard Frosted Weat Squares
  • Garlic Puffs
  • Honey Bunches of Goat
  • Red Pepper Flakes
And I told them that these two might actually sell:
  • Coffee Crispies
  • Cappuccino Clusters


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