This is an interpretation of the cereal aisle, or in some cases how the cereal aisle should be, according to Pook and Bug.
- Unspecial K ("Breakfast for the rest of us!")
- Hi-Caffeinated Fructose Flakes
- Corn-syrup Krispies
- Sugarless Grain Puffs
- Count Drabula
- Soggy Lumps O'Fiber
- Crazy Carbohydrate Calorie Crunchies
- Captain Mush
- Hi-fiber Flax Flakes
- Sugar Frosted Chocolate Bombs
- Cardboard Clusters
- Floppy Flakes
- Carbonated Sugar Pops
- Sauseating Nutty Nougats
- Bland Bombs
- Mustard Frosted Weat Squares
- Garlic Puffs
- Honey Bunches of Goat
- Red Pepper Flakes
And I told them that these two might actually sell:
- Coffee Crispies
- Cappuccino Clusters
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