he leaves me speechless

"What is that?"
(Makeup)
"Womens wear makeup when they're going out and the kids have a babysitter. That's when they wear it."


"I like how you look when you're inside that sweater."


"I want a woman woman woman. That's what I want. A lady. That's what they're called.
(Why do you want a woman?)
"Because they're fat."


Bug's Fat Women: